born to shit, forced to wipe

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.

lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.

by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 10, 2020

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

by TigerW September 4, 2005

sicer than shit

used when describing something thats good

mate, thats sicer than shit

by ad Smith September 23, 2004

Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin

Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

by KittenTails January 7, 2023

get your shit off

To achieve something or have a good performance.

I saw you get your shit off on the football field. Ran for a 100 yards.

I'm on a roll right now, gettin' all my shit off.

Guy #1 Nigga I heard you fucked Keisha.
Guy #2 Yeah I got my shit off last night.

by Spray Tan September 8, 2015

whole lotta gang shit

A individual, talking in first person, stating that they intend to participate in acts of "hood shit", usually a crime, or indecent act.

Orlando: What's poppin tre?
Tre: You know nigga, whole lotta gang shit.

by JDfromcompton August 4, 2017