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Susquehanna University 

A really awesome college in gorgeous Selinsgrove, PA, where really creative, awesome students spend their weeks at classes and their weekends anywhere from Bounceplex (a really cool trampoline place), to the movies, to sick parties that don't stop, and can watch the sunset over beautiful fields of grass or go to TRAX and dance forever.
I spent a really great weekend at Susquehanna University
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Bryant University 

Bryant University is a school with a beautiful campus, great business programs,nice social atmosphere, and a great job placement program upon graduation. Those Bentley fuckers only talk shit about Bryant because they're in secure, and let's face it, if it were a "shitty" or "safety" school, Bentley wouldn't actually make fun of it. Obviously Bryant is a legitimate rival to Bentley, so Bentley,being the pompous little rich kids they are, have to sling shit at Bryant.
Bryant University grads do as well as just about anybody else in the business world (Ask Jack Welch, former CEO of General Electric, and he'll reaffirm this, one of many references), and those insecure Bentley cumstains can fuck off.

University City Sr. High School (St.Louis) 

is located in University City, Missouri, an eclectic suburb of St. Louis. As of 2006, 1,103 students were enrolled at the school.

Notable alumni include the playwright Tennessee Williams, the athlete Bernard Gilkey, the Disney animator Marlon West, the cellist Leslie Parnas, the musician Jeremy Davenport, the sculptor Saunders Schultz, and the rapper Nelly.

The longtime U. City football coach Stub Muhl played with Red Grange on the great University of Illinois football team of 1924.
University City Sr. High School (St.Louis) has a population of all black kids.It is the crunkest school in da STL..forget all them other schools.The football team and the Basketball tean sucks pretty bad..

Pepperdine university 

An extremely expensive University located in the mountains of Malibu overlooking the Pacific. Walk through the student parking lots and you are sure to see at LEAST a handful of cars that are more expensive than your house back in your hometown. Everyone here is either a Bibling-thumping Jesus Freak or parties so hard that they hardly remember their weekends--there is no middle ground here. Best part of Pepperdine is definitely the overseas program...that and making rich friends who will buy you anything you want.
Person 1: Dude I got into Pepperdine University!
Person 2: Unless you have friends at USC be ready to pray to jesus everyday for the next four years

University of North Carolina 

"You go to the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill? God must love you."

Hark the sound of TarHeel voices
Ringing clear and true
Singing Carolina's praises
Shouting NCU!

Hail to the brightest star of all,
Clear its radiance shine.
Carolina priceless gem,
Recieve all praises thine!

western carolina university 

A university that is more than you expect it to be and that can only be found in the WHEE. Home of the Catamount, the UC, a badass baseball team, and the colors gold and purple blending together nicely to represent THE Western Carolina University. Oh yeah, and if you're good enough to get onto our marching band that is saying something, since we are one of the best universities for that in the WORLD.
The Carolina Catamount is Western Carolina University.

miami university 

A great university known for its beautiful campus, business school, and attractive women with questionable morals. It is a fantastic place to spend four years and well-respected amongst future employers from almost any field. Many people speak negatively of the University either because they can't gain admission, can't afford it, or they go to a university in Ohio that won't get them a job when they graduate. In any case, it has its problems, as does any school, such as over-privileged students with no concept of money or the real world. However, it has many students that are paying for school with loans and hard work. Also, it is the quintessential college campus.
Miami University is the best university in Ohio.
miami university by Redhawks January 11, 2007