Tony is the boy who works in tech. He enjoys coffee in the morning and after work drinks in the evening. He talks alot- so much- but he also listens to you. If he likes you, you're very lucky. He will try his best to make you happy. To most people he is confident, opinionated and headstrong. But to you he is sweet, considerate and a little dorky. Don't forget, he likes head pats and back scratches.
i love you, Tony
by alih2 November 23, 2021

A depressed little boy with no future that has been rejected many many times. He has no friends and he is lonely. People make fun of him liking an amazing girl but since everyone knows he doesn't stand a chance with her the other people make fun of him very often. He is the worst person you could ever think of.
by Rancidious1783 November 11, 2018

Smart guy, he is also sexy. The funniest guy you know. Everyone has a secret crush on him. Everyone thinks he is cute. The best fkn friend you have asd the smartest
Tony he is so smart
by Hxifkdidudhfhfjfufj December 16, 2019

A middle aged man who spends his weekends cycling through the woods dressed in a santa suit.
Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.
Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.
by Spectrum dweller December 15, 2023

The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.
by Shankyboy March 23, 2020

Man, my best Jessica tonied. I think ill go in my bed and cry. Ill probably read some weird ass urban dictionary word descriptions after.
by Nathasis August 9, 2022
