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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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Tony

Generally a person who cannot play defense. Always dick rides a player on the team to stay relevant and is a big pussy.
Tony begs to play 2k with his friends but he cannot play defense.
by Nickplays2k June 21, 2016
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tony gillman

a name for a geometry teacher who hates all students. often times calls students "mindless peasants". most of the time teaches way too fast for any student to understand.
Omg, don't be a tony gillman!
by finmtaf June 12, 2016
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toni bell

Toni Bell is a gorgeous, African American, singer, dancer, gymnast, baller, and musician, who doesn't take anyone's bull crap and will stick up for herself and her friends whenever you need her.
Wow! She's awesome, that must be Toni Bell
by foodloverforever May 30, 2016
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Toni Santaella

coolest guy in the world. He is amazing and he beautiful. MASTODONTE, FIERA, MOSTRO.
He's such a Toni Santaella
by tsantaella January 26, 2018
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Tony Perry

A fine ass member of the incredible band Pierce The Veil. He is one of the four holy Sexicans also known as Pierce The Veil. His smile is hella cute and he plays guitar like no other motherfucker. I love him so fucking much and you should too! ;)
Person: Who is this guy playing the guitar? He looks so cool
Me: That's Tony Perry! I love him
Person: I have to check him out!
by FALLOUTBOYTRASH January 28, 2018
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Toni

The name is often associated with a handsome, rich alpha male. Almost every single girl out there has fantasised about having sex with a Toni (short for Antonio, Anthony or Anton) because of his charming character and his manly appearance. You're lucky if you know one and should never let him go. Another trait is his pretty huge dick, which almost every Toni can be proud of. Other features are: good taste in music, can dance, able to make you cum, helps in the household.
"Hey, is this Toni?"

-Wow, he is a fucking handsome legend-
by Mageritascur January 2, 2017
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