Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

playboy tony

A chill ass dude, who is always straight boolin. He also dont give a fuck bout any hating ass dudes. He also has great music.

"Playboy Tony has is the best coming out of Pilot Point, no cap.."

by Playboy Tony March 19, 2019

Tony Qiu

actually a legend. bro is a maths genius, gives every1 all the maths ahw and is full stop just a legend. Everyone loves him. he's getting insanely wham and built and is always on a mission. He is positive and such a nice person to be around - acc everyone's boy.

Tony Qiu is a legend who allows eveyrone all the maths assessed homewrok; a hero for the ages.

by Mr leverett July 18, 2024

Tony Boy

Classic song lyric Italian American nonno’s sing while “playing horsey” on nonni or nonno’s lap

🎼Tony Boy Tony Boy

🎼won’t you be my pony boy

🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome

🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

by Dirty Lamberti March 31, 2022

Tony Lopez

this man could rail the living shit out of me

Tony Lopez is hot

by murphyprime March 1, 2021

Dirty Tony

A middle aged man who spends his weekends cycling through the woods dressed in a santa suit.
Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.

See those santa's taking a shit in the woods over there?
What a bunch of dirty Tony's

by Spectrum dweller December 15, 2023

Tony

An extremely handsome, caring guy. Amazing boyfriend material, loving and sweet. "Tonies" have great listening skills, and will lay around with you for hours. Will write sweet notes, and never forget an anniversary or birthday. Capable of making even the worst days better, and cute enough to kiss, a Tony is the best kind of guy.
As a friend, they are the most fun to be around. They know all the funniest YouTube videos, and are the best at every video game. Can talk about anything with them for hours, and never get bored. Very loyal, and always willing to help out.
A Tony is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his chiseled jawline.

Tonys annoying

by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020