Han Son

Han Son’s bestfriend is William, his favorite food is ping pong ball. He usually take stupid action to ragebait his friend often successful (surprisingly), he has an autistic lover, he loves her so much he can sacrifice his whole lego set for her.

Just use Han Son formula for this question.

by 1$4 November 25, 2025

oh what up son?

the typical cry of a Ford, from the 2019 game "boneworks" developed by SLZ to run on Steam VR, before being publicly executed

"oh what up son?"

by NOTFordBoneworks December 3, 2025

Your Son

No I didn't want anything to happen to your son but I knew Jordan was reading it and I knew you all would be talking about it off camera but I also knew that if you read enough of it you would see that the case I am making isn't all that incoherent and yes I'm obviously being a glib asshole about it but you have to (on some level) see that even I shouldn't have to live like this or debase myself by aquiessing to your attempt to condition my release from a situation I described as hell.

Hym "And I've already threatened your kids. I can't undo that but then to try to translate that into me having to do everything thing I said I don't want to do to while simultaneously ignoring everything else I said is exactly why this isn't going well. So no I was not 'TRYING TO DO IT TO YOUR SON' Meg. This is what would have happened to him IN MY ABSENCE, Meg. What good are my family to me like this? I mean, shit! If you weren't going to do anything about it you could have at LEAST let ME out so I could do something about it myself."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

son im crine

son im crine is slang for "i'm dead" or "i can't stop laughing"

"my grandpa got crossed in basketball and he bounced his head off the concrete, it's really sad"
"son im crine"
"nigga i will rape you"

by bbgdaddyshome December 12, 2025

Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.

HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2023

Sons

Three brothers that were born out of love from 2 hearts .3 male offspring of ta couple brought to existence by luv, not a chance to relive lives & triumphs or avoid mistakes. But give new life , new chances, to make their own mistakes, so they may have new triumphs and parents take no credit , just take pleasure in watching love , in the form of human life that they give unconditional love to, knowing the love they shared for so long, before his mental illness destroyed the indestructible, butb their love remains whole & infinite amounts of promise and potential, not necessarily to discover a cure for cancer or lead humanity into space exploration or anything more than driving a rig filled with groceries and miles of memories, or a mechanic that takes whats broken and through care and desire and effort makes it new again, or a still unknown future that regardless of what others might say is extraordinary like E=Mc² but equally as important L=ove 4 ♾ . The parents already aware of their extraordinary abilities to be loving and kind thoughtful humans to any and all this. These male offspring born from love that was an actual wish on a star that came true, are undefined and unlabeled because to do so would limit them to those things so they are just my sons that burn Bright as all the suns in the universe together.

my sons stole my shoes and if I can't have my shoes Karen can't have her mother and my sons also must always remember one thing about me.

by Thebiggestloser369 September 9, 2023

son

Male conceived by the mother's uterus and the father's semen.

My son is a good person.

by Samsonic September 9, 2023