junior year theory

The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status
Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?"
Em: "Junior year theory, duh"
by BnBzx December 16, 2023
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Geocrometricalistic theory

The theory of a “flat Earth.” Most commonly in the minds of uneducated persons, people who are stubborn and people who will always believe for what they believe in.
The Geocrometricalistic Theory is in the middle of an undisciplined argument in democracy against the people and the scientists that form an emotional barrier on how wrong this method is.
by Useless Scientific Terms April 09, 2019
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Strife Theory Guy

Famous CatchPhrase - “My Hair Is Still Wet”
Goated ro wrestling guy
Aiden Kingston’s number one fan
GPW Chairman Guy
EWE World Heavyweight Champion
SBW Executive Guy
Strife Theory Guy Real
by Niggeraiden July 03, 2022
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The Chocolate Theory

This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.
I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)
by iamawesome41 December 18, 2011
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The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.
by EXB FOR THE WIN March 25, 2020
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Deli theory

A term made by Thxtboideli/DELI.

A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
"good kid" and "m.A.A.d city" off of good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar.

"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
by Spuddy-Boy March 01, 2025
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Breezy’s Location Theory

A theory thought up by a great philosopher which states: The thought of if someone has lost their virginity in a certain location, is more likely to be a yes.
person 1: Man this lake is pretty but there’s so many broken bottles on the ground

person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?

person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has
by Queen Breezy November 09, 2020
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