When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.
Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."
by Big China November 26, 2010
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by Guild Henchman 2 (VB) November 24, 2010
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Get the rusty packard mug.The act of insertion by any means necessary, a cakey desert by a partner. Then, the partner eats this desert from the asshole with a spoon until satisfied.
Rumored to have originated amongst carnival workers from Massachusetts.
Rumored to have originated amongst carnival workers from Massachusetts.
by Silent Meat April 11, 2011
Get the Rusty treat mug.adjective: Southern California variation of the classic Rusty Trombone. Getting a rimmer while taking on a vigorous reach-around from 3 people, generally performed by rugby players on each other after a big win
Dude, that wasn't a group hug on the field, I think those guys were giving their coach a rusty bell!
by Sewerpickle April 1, 2009
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Get the Rusty slipper mug."Yo Drew, I can't come to lunch because I have to go get new sheets.
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I pulled off the ol' Rusty Mailbox last night, that's why."
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I pulled off the ol' Rusty Mailbox last night, that's why."
by ochocincoochocinco July 11, 2010
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