lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is often used by a British person. Also is often used as A JOKE or a INSULT

person 1: what time is it ?
person two: time to fuck ur mum

person 1: ur clapped

person 2: I was making clapping noises with ur mum last night shut up fam

by Isuzu k January 12, 2022

peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club

"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"

by JackaBr December 18, 2017

guy still lives with mum

you

Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.

by MrMaddddd March 7, 2020

ur mum

when someone fucks ur mum they say ur mum to tell you that they fucked ur fat mum.
ex:

them: 'what did you do'
you: 'ur mum'

by riya <33 ily January 18, 2022

YOUR MUM

its an other dudes mum

TOM:I LOVE YOUR MUM
TIM: I LOVE YOU
TOM AND TIM:*KISSES*

by SHREKIEIEIIEIE November 1, 2022

Mumming

When you and your boy are out of dope, out of money, can’t find any dope, and fiending to get high. So y’all drive to the cemetery and dig up a freshly buried chick and put her body by the tombstone. Then you spread her legs and put your mouth by her vagina with your mouth open and your boy gets on top of the tombstone, jumps off and lands on the girls stomach pushing all the embalming fluid into your mouth getting you high as fuck!!!!!

Bro, since we can’t find dope, fuck it let’s go mumming

by FuckedNThaHead May 30, 2024