toilet cheeks

When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.
Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!
by Classyhobbit September 07, 2020
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cheeks pong

Cheeks Pong: when a group of guys plays a game of ping pong to three. the loser pulls his cheeks out and gets zinged on the bum until the winner misses
My ass hurts so bad, the guys drilled me in a game of cheeks pong last night.
by brucepeen January 20, 2020
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Cheeked Out

getting killed or losing consciousness by the enormous weight of a woman's/man's cheeks sitting on your face
i would totally let the cyberdemon from DOOM sit and crush my face. getting cheeked out by that muscle muffin would be an honor
by assaultpencil March 23, 2024
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