Beaver bat

Ur dick

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless

by Mj2020 September 7, 2018

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

Bat it

To persuade some one to do something or/to aim to do something.

Friend1: Ayo that girl is leng I wonna go chat to her. Friend2: bro you should “bat it” and see what she if she wants you

by …Switch… August 25, 2022

BATs

Big-Ass Titties.

Did you see Dave's new girlfriend last night? She's got some BATs.

by Bjorn McPherson February 1, 2019

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Horny Bat

Doge's legendary bat that teleports people to horny jail in one hit!

horny bat!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020