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Math

It is the lesbian sister of biology
Son : Dad, what is math?
Dad : Son, math is just the lesbian sister of Biology
by mashd.potatoe June 10, 2018
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math

the most weird onlogical stupid thing on earth. I HATE IT
why the fk do you need math
by hetcoolstekindopaarde December 13, 2019
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Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots
A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.
by hewhocooks February 5, 2013
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Math

Math is a blessing. Never exclude mathematics from a curricular lesson.
Without "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally" Fundamental science would seize to exist and the universe would spontaneously collapse. Always start your children counting with change, NOT dollars. That's why we have A. Lincoln on A CENT, Never toss change!! ROLL IT." LINCOLN, NEBRASKA TREASURE.
by YelaSyr October 27, 2020
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Math

Person 1 - Wanna go to math class?
Person 2 - NOOOO ARE YOU DUMB
by Hehehe BOOOOOOO OOF February 26, 2018
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Emme maths bad

Bad bad, when something is so bad it couldn't be any worse.

Example, accidentally getting your foot caught in a lawnmower while wearing sandles.

Bit of background Emme is that really bad rapper that went viral when she tried running up on someone and then clipped her self.
The other day I was sat outside my house and someone fell off their pushbike, when they looked up I noticed they had smashed out 5 teeth and ripped an ear off and I said to my self damn that's Emme maths bad
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Math

M stands for mental
A stand for abuse
T stands for to
H stands for human
by shadow_214 March 14, 2019
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