Robson Maths

Miscounting the amount of golf shots you took

Using Robson maths Doug only hit 5 golf shots when really he hit 7 and lost 2 balls

by anonymous May 28, 2025

math

A widely known torture tactic used by schools, parents, workplaces, etc

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

"Today I was tortured. I had math class."

by hype train January 22, 2017

Math

The most important but stupid and it mentally hurts my brain in abused my brain and it can do that to all the humans!
M-MENTAL

A-ABUSE
T-TO
H-HUMANS

Without a working knowledge of abstract or applied math, geeks wouldn't know how to seamlessly set up an online Wittypedia like Urban Dictionary—math is a necessary evil that allows us to enjoying the good things in life.

by _Ice_Wolf_Gaming November 9, 2018

math

the most weird onlogical stupid thing on earth. I HATE IT

why the fk do you need math

by hetcoolstekindopaarde December 13, 2019

Math

It is the lesbian sister of biology

Son : Dad, what is math?
Dad : Son, math is just the lesbian sister of Biology

by mashd.potatoe June 10, 2018

Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

Math

math is like something that they will make you do to make you pull your ass hair out but make sure you only put the answer 432 on all of the answers.

2-2= 432 that is math

by Shrek LoVeR 2987865 April 25, 2019