by Wassysassy May 2, 2021

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"
"Today on things"
"Today on things"
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Hym "What thing, Chris Williamson? Do you want me to murder the children Chirs? I think Chris Williamson wants me to murder American children. I want HIM to murder children. Do it Chris. Murder the children. Actually MAKE Chris Williamson murder children. If I murder children, either MAKE Chris Williamson murder children OR murder Chris Williamson. Do that."
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