Dick Talking

When a homosexual has a dick in his mouth and speaks random words

"Paul had mikes dick in his mouth and he was dick talking all day" "Nasty man"

by Icerntspell April 06, 2010

Ted Talk

Used as a secret word for intercourse as to be used in public spaces without attracting any attention or ire.

Hey man, ted talk last night?

Yeah only a short one, snuck in a quick one after dinner.

Ah man, Ted talks after dinner are the best! *very obvious wink*

by Ted Talker May 30, 2023

Scatter-Talk

The way over medicated, caffienated, stressed, depressed, anxious, moms carry on a conversation....constantly changing subjects and over-talking others.

Hey, how are you? Kids good? Oops, dropped my keys. Do you feel crazy lately? Have you seen that story on CNN about increased ADD cases in children? Oh, gotta go, late. See ya. Sorry for the scatter-talk!

by karinda August 19, 2011

The Obama Talk

The inevitable talk a child gets from his/her parent(s). The talk consists of now, after Obama being elected president, anything is possible. Is as inevitable as the "Birds and the Bees" talk

Brent: "I just got off the phone with my mom. She kept talking about how I can do anything I set my mind to now."
Tim: "Oh...she gave you the Obama Talk"

by Fittzypick! November 07, 2008

Talk of the realest

AKA... Real Talk

Girl 1: You hear that hoe Jamie got pregnant just to trap her boyfriend Alfredo?!?

Boy 1: Dayyyyummmmmm fuh'real?!

Girl 2: Talk of the realest!

by TH@Tnigga December 07, 2010

chalk talk

the talk hockey players get while in the dressing room in between periods.

guy 1: wow our team is playing really shitty.
guy 2: yeah there going to get a heck of a chalk talk after this.

by aLyB February 07, 2011

fountain talk

When you are arguing over whether or not Trey Songz has a fountain in his yard.

No more fountain talk because does it really matter if he has a fountain in his yard or not?

by Sportychick986 September 23, 2020