spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off

Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."

by Krkič February 06, 2019

going to be spiders

Something that's going to suck.

Have you seen the trailer for The Emoji Movie? It's going to be spiders, I can tell.

by El Henzo December 16, 2017

Wild Spider

N - those little shit toddlers and babies that scream at the top of their lungs whenever they feel like it.

“Yo that wild spider is so fucking loud wtf”

“Yeah you know it those kids never shut up”

by Average CSN student October 16, 2022

Spiderism

You shouldn't be spider!

Spiderism is when you shouldn't be spider.

by Spiderlifeism September 24, 2018

Spider menz

A group of sexy ass beasts.

“I like your spider menz”

-a group of suicidal visual arts kids

by Oof88 December 10, 2018

Spider goulash

1. A phrase my father said when my mother made tomato and sausage pasta.
2. (Exclamation) An exclamatory phrase conveying anger or frustration

Ex. “Spider goulash again?!”- my dad
Ex. “Oh spider goulash, I can’t find my car!”- my sister

by Ballhumper November 19, 2023

Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012