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shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated
"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."
by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024
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Shoot the skateboard

When you rob a bank and you run in with a Ar-15 and proceed to miss all your shots on the person on the skateboard (better used when their name is Jerome.)
You heard that one guy that just recently pulled a "shoot the skateboard
by dopod April 13, 2025
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Shoot that indian

To wet one part of a joint that is burning unevenly, also called "canoeing".
Dude, where you learn to roll? This joint is canoeing.
Man, just shoot that indian, puff, puff, pass.
by IndigoWyrd November 18, 2022
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Shoot And Loot

The act of letting a girl invite you to her house for sex, where upon after climax hitting her head on the headboard before leaving to raid the fridge till she wakes up.
i am going to shoot and loot this girl tonight.
by goneferlunch November 10, 2014
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shoot your goomy

Used in Adventure time fanfiction smut, is the equivalent of screaming Cum! or Fill me up! in Japanese hentai
I-I'm getting close...

Oh, goddd do it! Shoot your Goomy Finn!
by darqdjinn November 23, 2016
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Don't Shoot the Car

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!
by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008
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always shoot the messenger

People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.
The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!
by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023
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