horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.

"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"

by LongWangChang September 3, 2016

shit roulettee

when college students goto pizza buffet night, drink lots of beer, then drive around town until one of them shit his/her pants.

I'm glad it wasn't my car we played shit roulettee in, because that Cici"s Pizza shit really stinks.

by shitman October 1, 2006

Comer shit

When a Guy has Saggy Pants and from Behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.

Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He's got a Comer Shit!

by Big Dog Drake April 20, 2018

shit pouch

Another name for your mouth because of all the crap that comes out of it.

Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.

by Hawks17 November 28, 2015

Shit Fish

Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.

Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a boogara or a shaniac?"

Person 2: "I don't really believe in ghosts but I do believe that spirits are around us."

Person 1: "that makes no sense, you're a shit fish."

by It's Me Ya Boi (PB) June 1, 2021

shit shunter

A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.

-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."

by Bob Sometimes September 6, 2004

No Shit Sherlock!!

It's like the person said something that was pointing out the obvious....kinda like "no duhh!"

person one: The sky is blue!!
Person two: No Shit Sherlock!!

by Bob Marley LOver!! lol jk jnm November 22, 2010