king of the rock

Sitting in a cold shower with your male friends, while jacking off to see whose dick can stay hard the longest

Jason and his drum line bros, king of the rocked last night.

by Paulwalkersghost March 16, 2014

fire the rock

1. The act of smoking speed in a glass pipe.

When I get home Im gonna fire the rock.
If you want to lose weight fire the rock.

by superboofer August 25, 2013

riley rock

stupid ass butt ugly kid who dates hot girls to make it seem like he's cool but he's really not he's not funny a try hard and he sucks dick

riley rock:hey
jaydon:shut up ugly ass bitch

by @1hat3womanXD_69 July 30, 2020

Platypus Rock

1. (v): to do something so shockingly awesome that even you are breathless at the prospect of your own awesomeness. Massively impressive.

2. (v): to do or participate in something that attains such a level of awesomeness because one (the platypus rocker) was involved in its creation or progress.

Dude, you platypus rocked that shit!

by Stan_the_Man! March 3, 2009

Plain rock

Its just a rock thats made out of plain rock You can make it a un plain rockbut adding some stuff on i,You can also make it any rock.

Kid: Im gonna make this Plain rock become a pet rock.
Plainrock124 fan: You mean Plainrock 124? Your gonna turn him into a pet rock? HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Kid: No? I mean this Plain rock not plainrock124.
Plainrock124 fan: o h.

Get a Plain rock mug for your dog.

by NotAexpert April 20, 2021

Rock Monkey

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen

Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.

by le Monkeys November 25, 2020

Muck Rock

i. An autonomous animated lifeform, typically depicted visually, not limited to the third dimension, by the artist known as Jules Muck

Being blessed with a MUCK ROCK is nothing short of inherting a VAN GOGH.

by ALIVE ALIVE August 13, 2022