Queef

When a pussy let’s out a loud satisfying noise as the penis enters the vagina

When I stuck my taliiwacker in her she queefed

by Choppak6 October 16, 2019

faggot queef

Jonre or something funny or annoying

Jonre is a faggot queef

by anonymous July 25, 2023

Queef

A noise made when air is pushed through moist vaginal lips, causing them to slap around and vibrate.

Women use this occasionally to flex on people, only the scariest bad bitch will look you in the eye, raise one leg and punch out a queef and keep on with her day.

Jamie don't give a shit where she queefs, bro.

by DrHarryChin, Esq July 24, 2022

Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.

Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.

by currypowder42 January 16, 2025

Queef

1.) endearing term for an older woman

Example: “Oh Lisa? She’s a sweet old queef.”

by DictionaryDan98 March 21, 2019

queef

vagina fart after or during a sneaky link

bout to queef

by ur mum;) March 12, 2022

Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).

"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"

by Rabbyet June 2, 2018