A thousand push up’s’

Someone promising somebody something that they think will happen, and if they break the promise. They need to do a thousand push ups.

-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99

“Are you sure you could cut my hair nicely?”

“ A thousand push up’s’ ”

by UR COOCHIE BEAR 💗💗 June 12, 2024

Pushing P

When a man named diego sucks off a man named noah and they make love

I loved Pushing P with you noah

by 3 Big dudes January 25, 2022

Wig pushed back

To get your wig pushed back means to be killed by a gun shot

Fam owes me mad bread and still ain't paid me yet. I'm finna to go over to his crib right now. He bout to get his wig pushed back gee.

by El General November 15, 2023

push in your balls

1. To fuck or have sex.
2. To play with your fun parts.
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.

1. To fuck or have sex.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GF!?"
"I'm just pushing in my balls. It may anger you, but I like fucking people."
2. To play with your fun parts.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"It's just me pushing in my balls. Y'know, playing with my fun parts?"
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.
"Crud, I've ran out of ammo! I need to push in my balls!"
"Push in your balls? What do you mean? Is this some innuendo?"
"No, I just need to reload my Nerf RIVAL blaster."

by MG masterov January 9, 2021

push

Not exactly the sound of a cat meowing, but "push" becomes another slang term for "cat" as cats respond to us saying "push".

Every time I call my she-cat by saying 'push,' she comes running like she knows it's snack time!

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

pushing out a fatty

taking a big shit

“woah man, are you pushing out a fatty?”

by x.denzone.z February 1, 2021

Pushing P

"Pushing point (guard)" This is a way of saying taking the lead, or charge. In basketball (blacktop) terms the person that designates themselves as point guard sets the plays and controls the pacing of the game and announces this by saying "I'm pushing point". See "Taking point."

"These my people so I know'em better I'm Pushing P on this one."

by Roi Nomade January 19, 2022