bro well

A reservoir of beer from which bros drink. Usually a keg or large bucket filled with beer.

Dude, the bro well's drying up, we need a refill!

by Ginosnipe16 January 31, 2010

Bedskimo Bros

Two bros who have fucked the same girl in the same bed. To acquire this level is to become bedskimo bros.

“Yo just got done fucking Sarah over in the motel 6.” “What room?” “256...” “No fucking way bro! We’re bedskimo bros”

by ThePriest69420 October 24, 2020

Bro-tension

Bro-tension is a social phenomenon that occurs when two bros interact, but one or both are mad or bitter about the past (usually about another bro), resulting in passive-aggressive behavior. While hugging it out could relieve the bro-tension, it usually never happens.

"Dude, whats going on between Dwight and Antonio? They don't really talk to each other anymore."

"I dunno, man. They've been fighting about which one of them is Kevin's true best friend."

"Ahh, its that bro-tension."

by BroScience December 3, 2013

Soz bro

Sorry brother. A very half-hearted apology, often used when you are not feeling sorry at all. Can be used to successfully antagonize authority figures.. parents, teachers etc.

"Why haven't you tidied your room? " Answer: "Soz bro, bit busy right now"

by Rattymom October 13, 2017

Libertarian Bros

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.

Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

bro circling

a girl who hooks up with various members of a male friend group. Considered attractive on a minimum, agreeable level.

Jason: Yo, I just hooked with Cassie.

George: Dude, I hooked up with Cassie last night!

Jason: Holy shit! Now she's hooking with Derrick.

George: This bitch is totally bro circling!.

by nycistheshit January 17, 2011

rim bros

Two or more guys that have come to the understanding that they will only lick each other's ass in order to not be defined as gay.

Derek: "We just ate each other's ass, does that make us gay!?"
Sid: "Fuck no, as long as we didn't touch each other's cock, we are now rim bros"

by JbMalone July 9, 2018