A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.
Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!
by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021
Get the Mac Wafflemug. Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!
by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019
Get the The middle macmug. A term used to described flamboyant men that love spending time of yachts and whom give terrible advice, particularly betting advice.
He was an absolute Al Mac Saturday morning and I ended up with no money by the end of the day. I'm sure he'll call me tomorrow at Mardi Gras.
by chickenkatsu August 13, 2020
Get the Al Macmug. Mac is a slang word that came about in the late 90's meaning something is achievable in life but why would you want to.
usually used to deter people or in a situation where one person is lazy or the outcome isn't warranted.
was used widely in northern American sitcom shows of the 1990's but has since then been fazed out by newer and more convenient slang terms.
usually used to deter people or in a situation where one person is lazy or the outcome isn't warranted.
was used widely in northern American sitcom shows of the 1990's but has since then been fazed out by newer and more convenient slang terms.
" Why would I want a promotion that's MAC I get paid more now"
" I could run faster and beat the other kids but that's MAC"
" I could run faster and beat the other kids but that's MAC"
by FreshPrinceWill September 29, 2021
Get the MACmug. by momluvr February 17, 2022
Get the MACmug. Ususally an nerdy lovable dork of a person. Self concuous and enjoys lots of compliments. Is grumpy at times and loves warm soft things.
by Wowzerbowzer January 18, 2018
Get the Macmug. 