Miss Alabama

A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term
You see that bad bitch over there?

Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022
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miss septembering

Adverb- While driving down the highway drinking miller lite, flashing the centerfold of a Playboy to passing motorists.
En route to our destination, we had lots of fun Miss Septembering all the cars we passed until we noticed the man next to us was driving with his mother in law who slapped him in the face for looking too long. Fortunately we did not get pulled over.
by Erbo October 10, 2013
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Miss Chong

A teacher with is very informative good at extremely cool. She may be harsh at times but she always means well.
Noat: Who's that teacher she seems nice!
Joel: Oh she is! That's Miss Chong
by Joelelellee February 15, 2019
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Miss Chong

The best Information Technology teacher to ever exist. Extremely knowledgeable with very effective teaching methods. Every question asked will be answered without fail.
Poom: "Miss Chong, will you let me sit on your chair if I get an A*?"

Miss Chong: "No"
by hanumannnnnn March 07, 2019
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miss fairweather

Crazy old hag that smokes at least 20 packs a day. Small annoying and will die of cancer one day
Boy: stop smoking

Girl:never

Boy: ur such a miss fairweather
by The big lad February 11, 2017
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Miss Deb

Miss Deb is Moco's mom
Te amo de Moco Miss Deb(love you from Moco Miss Deb)
by El_Moco February 13, 2021
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