Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.
by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017
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Load the dishwasher

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.
by anonymous November 14, 2023
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A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.
Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
by Exothryll August 14, 2025
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Full Loading

Fucking a girl right before she has to take a dump.
I can only squirt while I'm full loading
by frognog January 3, 2019
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sweaty load

A mans load of cemen or sperm when there balls are sweaty
I swallowed Steven's sweaty load
by Wolffman1221 August 7, 2016
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Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.
I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
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loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser
"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."
by Doff-doff October 20, 2013
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