Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Taxmug. by Trent11 July 12, 2021
Get the Perfect girlfriendmug. Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
Get the National Message your girlfriend daymug. by 1173666 July 13, 2017
Get the my girlfriend hates memug. On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!
Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)
Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
by speakingthemind August 3, 2021
Get the National Girlfriends Daymug. March 14
Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey
Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey
Him: Hey come here!
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day
by anonymous March 13, 2022
Get the Kiss your girlfriend daymug. by Bandwe January 14, 2020
Get the Scifers girlfriendmug.