One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005
Get the Douche Cake mug.this species of male can usually be found wearing jeans and sandles in winter. you can usually spot them by there coats, which can consist of a pink shirt or a t-shirt with a witty saying on it. some unusually colorful douche bags have their collars popped up high to attract the attention of unintelligent females. can also be found playin a garth brooks album followed by 50 cent "up in the club"
by scintifek9 December 28, 2005
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Get the Douche Monkey mug.The act of ruining an exceptional social gathering by "logicalizing" its various financial, managerial, or public relations benefits and or flaws. The aforementioned douching will then suck out all fun previously thought to be had at said social gathering.
Guy 1: God this party is kick ass, the keg is flowing and the bitches be bangin'.
Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.
Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.
Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.
Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.
by Collin, Jason, and Matt September 9, 2008
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by Sethyboy0 October 3, 2009
Get the douche bag mug.1) Someone who is just being really annoying.
2) Someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.
2) Someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.
by killercrazy23 January 26, 2011
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