clean clicker

a person who types on a keyboard that has had water spilled on it

Cortney is a clean clicker while she is working at the office

by The Great All Knowing September 27, 2013

Clean McKenzie

stinky

clean mckenzie nigga u stink

by anonymous December 8, 2024

spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

Clean Balk

opposite of dirty talk;

verbalization which is normal, informal or not, or the lack of communication entirely during sex.

"I'm enjoying this so much." I wanted to kick him out of bed... if it wasn't for that massive dong. I want dirty talk not a feckin' clean balk.

by Don't use your real name.your July 12, 2023

stoner clean

when yo shi hella clean but you still got stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)

“mannnn my shi stoner cleannnn”

by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Clean my rings

You just got done “DJ-ing” someone and you now must wash your hands but want people to know why

I just got done with Madi, now i need to go clean my rings.

by LittleExcursion420 June 28, 2024