Bum Gobbie

A) The action of inserting the penis inside the anal cavity through the sphincter - where the anus acts as mouth and pulsates for a pleasurable outcome.

B) When individual A positions themselves directly behind individual B at waist height, seperates the butt cheeks and proceeds to give felacio to said individuals anus - inserting their tounge in and out (in a circular motion) for a pleasurable outcome.

"I'm so parched I'd do anything for a glass of water, I'd even give a bum gobbie to wet my lips"

by Soxandsandlesmadeforspeed April 19, 2018

trust bum

(noun) a homeless individual who is living off the rummaged spoils of a previous homeless generation.

"He's a trust bum! He's never had to find a can in his life."

by mr.xe October 31, 2011

Bum Wink

to clench your bum when you hear of something disgusting

Person 1 "Oh my did you hear about .....?? she was shaving her legs and while shaving she cut her leg that bad that you could see the bone"

Person 2"Oh my god that just made my bum wink!"

by bumwinker April 7, 2011

bum hoop

sticky round object located in the crevases of the male or female bottom.
More commonly known as the entrance to the shit pipe!!

James "I was on my second wipe and on inspection i realised that some paper had been left behind".
Matt "It's probably been caught on an undigested peanut stuck in your bum hoop, do check there young fella".

by Andy Wallwork2 October 6, 2008

Wok Bum

Wok flat bum asian bum

It’s what asians say to each other “why you got wok bum when you walk so much”

by Trudstar June 17, 2018

Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.

(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"

by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009

bum-fumbling

To have no direction, goals or ambition. To be lazy, slothful. To go through life aimlessly.

Lakessa has been bum-fumbling all year by moving and being evicted from five residences in 12 months.

by Puma&Panther January 25, 2023