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Bed Gypsy

A person who will have sexual relationships with some one just to have a roof over their head when things get tough in life and then move on to the next victim of love.
It was a few weeks after our brake up that she/he moved in with her/his new lover. The Bed Gypsy lied for two years saying “I Love You.” Then on to the next bed.
by Liljoe6981 June 23, 2022
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Bug Bed

Wiley: Damn, my arm itches so bad right now. That hotel I was in last night had bedbugs and I didn’t realize until the morning!

Erin: You SLEPT in a bug bed? I’m so sorry but also that’s disgusting. I’ll talk to you out here but you can’t come inside until I know you won’t bring bugs into my house.
by Forgettable Name July 4, 2024
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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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bed

When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big
Bed was fun last night i loved to stick my cock up your ass lassnight.
by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021
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GOT AH BED

SEE AH WHAT I MEAN

SHIT

DAVID GOTTA UE.

ISABELLE shaking the EARTH with her EXTREME GENIUS.
DO you GOT AH BED as the ASSHOLE is there for your SHIT CONVENIENCE and always in BED and wakes up when ASSHOLE PLEASES to BOWEL OUT.

SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.

URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.

SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY June 18, 2021
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Sexy bed

Two people beginning with R&A are really loud in class smooching and have sex anywhere
They always are doing sexy bed
by Gay boo April 12, 2020
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bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.
*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.
by Shwords February 3, 2010
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