Deep Fried Twinkie

When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.

Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.

Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!

Spank: No fucking way!

by Poondawg9 June 7, 2018

Fried

When someone is fried, it's basically saying they're done for. Like when you're playing minecraft hardcore and some mf in the chat says "fried" when you're on 1 heart, they're basically saying you're screwed.

Guy 1: I'm on on 1 health
Guy 2: Bro you're fried

by Adrik Ashburn July 29, 2023

fried

An adjective used to describe something funny or crazy. The region of origin is Indianapolis.

Holy shit, Sam just drank toilet water. He’s so fried.

by Jimmy Hoffa Is In My Basement November 30, 2019

The fried okra

When you place your penis inside of the anus until it is covered in fecal matter then place it into the mouth of another.

I can't believe I talked her into doing the fried okra

by Kylesajew July 23, 2017

order the fried pickles

A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.

Can you go to that Walmart across the street and order the fried pickles?

by thepiesapples January 4, 2024

Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse cowgirl with someone and you try to spank them but miss and end up slapping their liver instead.

"Bro I ended up Fried Liver Attacking my boyfriend last night he threw up all over the sheets!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020

French Fries

The act of sucking toes while driving.

Arnold: How was the ride with Stephanie?
Nick: Great! She gave me French Fries on the way there.

by witgee August 28, 2018