Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.
Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?
Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?
Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
by Who am I again? September 22, 2008
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!
by Big Daddy Hambone May 04, 2024
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.
Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.
by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024
When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!
by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024
"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"
"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"
"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"
by Bachii07 April 16, 2012
Lyric from Viva Discordia by That Handsome Devil.
Better than whatever that guys who’s name starts with a B song was.
Means crazy
Better than whatever that guys who’s name starts with a B song was.
Means crazy
Guy “Bats in the Belfry (Woo-ha!)”
by Crona.png January 05, 2024
Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.
by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022