Song Bastard

Someone who must sing ever song that comes on, and won't just shut the fuck up and listen to it.

"Collin, try do listen to this song without singing it please, you Song Bastard."

by GavinTheRebel November 10, 2015

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2015

Bastardism

Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.

As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".

by Sazzy J March 27, 2016

bastard water

Vodka

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.

by ShogunOfSorrow April 11, 2016

sleepy bastard

One who thinks they are perfectly rested and ready for another 14 day run but in reality this person needs a loooong nap due to the over use of methamphetamines but refuses. This person continues to parade ariund talking nonsence while constantly knodding off.

Mikelden is one sleepy bastard today, hes not making any sence and His eyes are wide open but hes snoring!

by Jack D.Handles April 1, 2019

Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard is gonna shit on you.

by Caribou_Jo October 2, 2019