by Marc-Andre February 14, 2008
The act of ejaculating into your hand and then, with the soiled hand, slapping your partner across the face.
Mike: If she's cheating on you why don't you dump her?
Doug: Oh don't you worry, I will. But not before I give her a Cambodian Rice Cake!
Mike: What?
Doug: Oh don't you worry, I will. But not before I give her a Cambodian Rice Cake!
Mike: What?
by Maddox Jolie-Pitt December 30, 2007
Tastes like pwnage rice cakes.
by Alice Tippit September 09, 2006
by Kentor December 13, 2003
A special breed of " boys" who are made by taking a Mother Macauley girl and attaching a penis to her.
by TicklemeTango May 11, 2011
by $a-d-a-m a-l-l-o-w-e$ \m/><\m/ March 09, 2011
This game originated in China where these two guys wanted to feed their family.
The game where there are two rice paddies side by side. The goal of this game is to grow and harvest the rice in the fastest time. HOWEVER, there are rules.
1.You may not steal the opponent's rice to keep your family fed.
2. You may not use growth hormones because that will make your rice look like crap.
3. You may not kick the mud barrier separating the rice paddies in order to ruin your opponent's rice paddy.
Whoever wins gets all the rice that the player and opponent has grown.
The game where there are two rice paddies side by side. The goal of this game is to grow and harvest the rice in the fastest time. HOWEVER, there are rules.
1.You may not steal the opponent's rice to keep your family fed.
2. You may not use growth hormones because that will make your rice look like crap.
3. You may not kick the mud barrier separating the rice paddies in order to ruin your opponent's rice paddy.
Whoever wins gets all the rice that the player and opponent has grown.
Guy 1: "HEY YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE RICE PADDY GAME!!!!!'
Guy 2: *Troll face* "I guarantee that I will win."
Guy 2: *Troll face* "I guarantee that I will win."
by The Rice Paddy expert :D February 07, 2011