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Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013
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Sticky Washington

When you blow a load of a handful of dollar bills and then plaster them on dat hoe's face
She got sticky washingtoned.
by Sticky Washington January 18, 2015
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Pressure Washing

"Man, did you see that guy pressure washing that other dude the other day? So gay."
by JdizzleLikesCocks May 5, 2015
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lust waiting

Lust waiting is when someone waits in lust for another person, or significant other, usually in their bed.
"Dude, I've been lust waiting all night, and I don't even have a girlfriend! I need a life..."
by Dani Howell November 19, 2015
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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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George Washingtron

The father of our country riding on a tron motorcycle.
There goes George Washingtron again on his glowing motorbike smh.
by CRAZYGUITARGUY04 October 27, 2017
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kate washington

She is my crush. She is very beatiful, nice, inteligent, and caring. I know this because I like her but idk if she does
Kate Washington, She is my crush. She is very beatiful, nice, intelligent, and caring. I know this be cause i like her but idk if she does
by Zbittke November 6, 2017
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