main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.

Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"

by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017

tool sac

A super loser! A guy who couldn’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight. A dumb ass. Similar to calling someone as dumb as a bag of hammers. Sac is also reference to a man’s balls to add humour.

Look at Steve and Mike talking to those hot women. They think they are interested but really they think they are tool sacs.

by Joe Buddy Fucker January 4, 2024

Glens Falls Tool

Something or someone that resembles this person, god like or control freak.

So today I checked in to a hotel and the company card bounced, the supervisor acted like a Glens Falls Tool

by joekr December 8, 2012

troll tool

Phrase or opinion stated for the sole purpose of trolling.

That stuff about the white and gold dress is such a troll tool.

by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015

BMW TOOL

MALE DRIVER OF BMW 430. WEARS DRIVING GLOVES AND HAS A MANS.

HE LIKES TO PICK UP IS MANS IN THE VERT, WEARS DRIVING GLOVES TO KEEP THEM HANDS SOFT FOR HIS MANS. SOME MAY CALL HIM A BMW TOOL

by PSEUDONYM6969696969696969 March 7, 2022

Tool de force

A Tool de force is any tool in a position of authority or a tool with an attitude problem. A Tool de force has little critical thinking capability and or general malicious intent because they were dropped as a child.

My boss is a real Tool de force, I don't know how they got this job. Probably sucking cock for $

by tabarin October 24, 2014

Rodney Toole

The Man

Rodney Toole is the best contractor in the world he is the man!!

by Master carpenter January 20, 2021