Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Gold Tongue

Is the act of making a uniliminal message, and translating into latin and playing it in reverse and decode the multiple languages that pop up, repeat

The Gold Tongue is a way to see people who hand wu well.

by MineOwedWu's June 16, 2021

Blue tongue spanner

An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.

Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner

by Mykemyke February 28, 2022

tongue slaughtering

chewing out or tongue lashing

My supervisor gave me a real tongue slaughtering today

by TonyaL25 March 10, 2014

tongue plug

Where you plug the lady or mans butt with your tongue.

Let me tongue plug you baby

by dicklick2000 July 24, 2017

Toad-tonguing

Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously

Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"

by anonymous October 15, 2023