An old man was in his cottage in the woods with a Lassie-type dog that is licking his nuts. While the dog was going to town, the old man takes a pair of moose horns dripping with maple syrup and proceeds to shove the horns up the dogs ass. Then the dog shits out the maple syrup and poo into the stanley cup, and the man chugs the bloody shit stew. He yacks back into the Stanley Cup and the dog laps it hugrily with his tongue.
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by thecrackensir February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. refers to legth from a girls ankle to the hip in which they have to shave.
Also a synonym for "from head to toe".
Also a synonym for "from head to toe".
Girl 1: You're going to the pool party tomorrow, right?
Girl 2: Yeah, but I have to shave from Canada to Brazil later.
Example 2:
Girl 1: Did you just see that hot guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, I checked him out from Canada to Brazil.
Girl 2: Yeah, but I have to shave from Canada to Brazil later.
Example 2:
Girl 1: Did you just see that hot guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, I checked him out from Canada to Brazil.
by SillyCourt July 28, 2009
Get the From Canada to Brazilmug. My date and I got really drunk on Glen Breton Rare last night. We eventually ended up in the sack and she let me taste a bit of Canada's history.
by rorytony February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. by blah blah December 18, 2004
Get the still cold in Canada ?mug. A country which the United States and Canada together.
Ruled under dictatorship.
Government includes dictator, vice dictator, and speaker of the house.
National Anthem- Riot- Three Days Grace
National Flower- Balloon Flower
National Bird- Macaroni Penguin
Ruled under dictatorship.
Government includes dictator, vice dictator, and speaker of the house.
National Anthem- Riot- Three Days Grace
National Flower- Balloon Flower
National Bird- Macaroni Penguin
by Vice Dictator of USC February 18, 2009
Get the United States Of Canada mug. Prince Edward Island Canada - 1 of the 13 provinces & territories of Canada. It is the smallest province in terms of land area & population, but the most populated ,
PEI short for prince Edward island
Its capital & largest city is Charlottetown,
The backbone of PEI economy is farming but other important industries include fisheries, tourism, aerospace, bio-science, IT, & renewable energy.
Prince Edward Island is located in the Gulf of St. Lawrence, about 200 kilometres (120 miles) north of Halifax & 600 kilometres (370 miles) east of Quebec City .
Its 104th-largest island in the world, Canada's 23rd-largest island, & the only Canadian province consisting solely of an island.
The island was split from the British colony of Nova Scotia in 1769, and renamed in 1798 after Prince Edward, Duke of Kent & Strathearn (1767–1820), the 4th son of King George III &, in 1819, father of the future Queen Victoria
native moose, bear, caribou, wolves ,red foxes, coyote,blue jays, robins. Skunks a,raccoons are common non-native species. Species at risk in P.E.I. include , american eel, bobolinks, little brown bat can be found here .
Seafood & Potatoes are very popular here
As well as Raspberry Cream Cheese Pie , Mock Cherry Pie,
Chowder ,RASPBERRY CORDIAL , beef , dairy, beer,
Both meat or fruit pastries.
Fries with the works - french fries,ground beef,gravy canned & peas
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PEI short for prince Edward island
Its capital & largest city is Charlottetown,
The backbone of PEI economy is farming but other important industries include fisheries, tourism, aerospace, bio-science, IT, & renewable energy.
Prince Edward Island is located in the Gulf of St. Lawrence, about 200 kilometres (120 miles) north of Halifax & 600 kilometres (370 miles) east of Quebec City .
Its 104th-largest island in the world, Canada's 23rd-largest island, & the only Canadian province consisting solely of an island.
The island was split from the British colony of Nova Scotia in 1769, and renamed in 1798 after Prince Edward, Duke of Kent & Strathearn (1767–1820), the 4th son of King George III &, in 1819, father of the future Queen Victoria
native moose, bear, caribou, wolves ,red foxes, coyote,blue jays, robins. Skunks a,raccoons are common non-native species. Species at risk in P.E.I. include , american eel, bobolinks, little brown bat can be found here .
Seafood & Potatoes are very popular here
As well as Raspberry Cream Cheese Pie , Mock Cherry Pie,
Chowder ,RASPBERRY CORDIAL , beef , dairy, beer,
Both meat or fruit pastries.
Fries with the works - french fries,ground beef,gravy canned & peas
🇨🇦
Prince Edward Island Canada
PEI short for prince Edward island
Prince Edward Island is one of Canada's older settlements, its population still reflects some of the earliest settlers, with Canadien, Scottish, Irish, and English surnames being dominant.
There is an annual arts festival, the Charlottetown Festival, hosted at the Confederation Centre of the Arts as well as the Island Fringe Festival that takes place around Charlottetown. An annual jazz festival, the P.E.I. Jazz & Blues Festivals.
PEI short for prince Edward island
Prince Edward Island is one of Canada's older settlements, its population still reflects some of the earliest settlers, with Canadien, Scottish, Irish, and English surnames being dominant.
There is an annual arts festival, the Charlottetown Festival, hosted at the Confederation Centre of the Arts as well as the Island Fringe Festival that takes place around Charlottetown. An annual jazz festival, the P.E.I. Jazz & Blues Festivals.
by Blu_leef June 4, 2023
Get the Prince Edward Island Canadamug. 1. A kind of soda beverage.
2. One of the fine modern examples of addressing the growing drinking water problem worldwide.
3. One of the many phrases invented to attract immigrants, clueless about what kind of drinking they'd do if they moved to Canada.
2. One of the fine modern examples of addressing the growing drinking water problem worldwide.
3. One of the many phrases invented to attract immigrants, clueless about what kind of drinking they'd do if they moved to Canada.
by -[MDA]- June 28, 2010
Get the Drink Canada Drymug.