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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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Why hasn't there been another Einsteins?

Well... According to this Muslim guy I saw on YouTube... It's because the Jews kill or get rid of all the smart people... NOT ME SAYING IT THOUGH! I'm not the one who said it! It was that other guy... ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... And am now being gotten rid of... And WHO is doing it- OH! Hey, remember how after Andrew Tate got arrested he went on camera with some rabbi and was like "Hey guys! We love the Jews over here! JUST SO YOU KNOW... There are Jews in the war room so... Yeah we totally love all the Jews! Ok?" Do you guys remember that? Right after he was arrested! He's like "Oh, yeah, by the way, we love the Jews!" But yeah... Where was I? Oh! Right! ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... The method was copyrighted... Everyone seems to aquire it at the same time... Even enemies of the USA... And I'm being gotten rid of... By SOMEBODY... Just getting completely boxed out of the zeitgeist... Even though I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen... And probably have more accomplishments than any man who has ever lived... Except for like... Alexander the Great... I haven't conquered a place... Yet... I will though... And then I'm going to kill God! And that'll be cool too...
Hym "Yeah, hey, why HASN'T there been another Einsteins? I mean... I'm better than Einstein (obviously) because I'm not a fuckin math nerd and a drunk... But I'm up there! But what I REALLY need... Is a cool theory named after me.... Hym's theory of imposed solipsism... Hym's theory of general therapist malfeasance... Hym's law: Hym is better than everyone... Yeah... Hym's theory of seducing Taylor Swift from afar... I'm good at this! Master of theories! Ultimate theory crafter!"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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Why defend bad people

Because it's the basis of our legal system
Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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