Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

Tim

The kindness and genuine guy you will ever meet. His presence will make your entire day. He is cute, Athletic, kind, sweet and the best person to ever talk too. You will be able to talk to him about anything and at anytime. He will listen to all your problems. He is someone you will really care about at anytime in the day, You will even have the urge to check out in the hallways to see if he is still there. He will make u wanna scream his name across the hallway to get his attention. He is the most amazing and sweetest person you will ever meet.

me: feeling down
Tim: Walks down the hallway
me: my wholeday imrpoves

by Woaahah November 23, 2021

Tim

Another word for the ganja

"Yo bro you got that tim"
"yeah man I got that gas"

by bigtimma November 12, 2022

Tim Cheese

Tim Cheese, born on May 5th, 1962, in Chicago, Illinois, is a notorious criminal mastermind and leader of the Breadsticks gang. Abandoned as a child on the streets of O-Block, he grew up with no known parents, but scientists later confirmed he is the cousin of Biggie Cheese, the famous rapper. From a young age, Tim displayed a sharp mind for strategy and deception, making him a dangerous figure in the criminal underworld. Unlike most gangsters who relied on brute strength, Tim’s power came from his cunning, manipulation, and tactical brilliance. Also the man who murdered John Pork.

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah man, Tim Cheese.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

Timming

The occurrence when one's vocal chords fail to flow smoothly, thus, resulting in a crack in one's voice. After the mentioned cracking, almost everyone in the room must respond with some reference to Tim Hayes. I.E. "What was that Tim?"

"I think Mike is going through puberty."

"Tell me about it, he's fucking Timming out of control."

by Schuyler VanBuren January 6, 2008

Tim

Tim thinks this urban dictionary thing is stupid. Tim understands that all of these good things being said about him on urban dictionary we’re just made by people like him so they could post about it on their Instagram story

Tim what’re you doin with all that cake on a thanksgiving Thursday afternoon.

by BimothyTunker November 23, 2021