Hook boogie

A bootleg or scrappy method to achieve your results. A creative, unorthodox workaround to achieving a goal.

We didn't have any official analytic software so we had to hook boogie a way to see metrics using multiple tools and freeware.

by eyemediadiva July 22, 2016

hook

A rusty old penis that has just been oiled by a large fat man

I gave that person my hook

by Big DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD April 5, 2017

The Hook

A mind blowing, fully mental, rip the arse out of it Bachelor party; one where generations of jocks and frat boys would idolise the groom for the crazy shit he endured.

Oftentimes, there is a Japanese film crew in tow to ensure the bachelor becomes more famous in Japan than Bill Murray. Whisky sponsorships will follow.

Sam: You going to the bachelor party?
Neil: The one for Andrew?
Sam: Yeah, The Hook.

by The Pimptard July 2, 2019

Toad's hook up

A dance move

Did you see that Toad's hook up he just pulled? It was awesome

by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011

medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

by SWMyers January 9, 2021

Dominican Hook

(n) 1. A process in which a Hispanic male proceeds to stick his finger into the mouth of a sleeping white girl.

Guy 1: "Did he end up banging that one girl last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but I heard he gave her the Dominican Hook"
Guy 1: "Nice..."

by MyronGaines September 28, 2014

Mountain hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.

"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."

by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025