Straight Homo

Someone who defines themselves as “Straight,” but acts and is gay.

Alex Ibarra is a straight homo.

by Gay Roach September 26, 2018

Super Straight

Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.

Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.

by anonymous March 11, 2021

Straight Jook'n

To dance with unbelievable fervor on beat and in context.

"Just finished watching the Soul Train documentary, and the people on the show were Straight Jook'n"

by Ditigal_Crates February 6, 2010

straight girl

that girl who leads on lesbians 2 get the D

lez: i<3 u
straight girl: Shh that lez mustn't know alls I want is the D

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

Portland Straight

The sexuality of a man who is attracted to women and women who claim to be nonbinary people.

Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"

by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021

Super Straight

Adj. A man or woman who is only sexually attacked to the opposite gender.

Person 1: “I’m gay.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”

by SesualChocolate April 27, 2022

Super Straight

Super Straight is the sexual orientation for those who are heterosexual, and only like those who identify with their assigned gender at birth.

Peter: Hey Tiffany, I officially identify as super straight.
Tiffany: Uhhh, like what, like what does that mean? Like, is it like being straight but just super duper into women? Like more than usual?
Peter: Well, I am super into women for sure - but it means that I'm into women who was born female, y'know? Like the ones who create babies, get periods and all that shit...
Tiffany: Well, like, that makes sense I guess..

by Desm0ndTutu March 10, 2021