Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.

Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?

by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023

Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.

You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?

by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023

death-song

A song so sublime, you can be satisfied to know that you will die immediately after the song is over. It is the last song you ever listen to.
When the song is over, you die.

Q: “Is there a song you could listen to just 1 more time?”
A: “Oh. You mean like a death-song.”

by Bobby Tsunami December 15, 2023

serenity song

a song that makes you feel safe, calm, peaceful, or untroubled

I am afraid of boats so when I go on a boat I put on my serenity song and fall asleep

by skid16 December 25, 2023

Consensus Song

This is a song from the Percy Jackson TV show. It is taken from EP 3. It starts out with slow clapping which speeds up, then you sing

Oh golly
The road's getting bumpy
Cause I got me some friends
That can't get along
Oh dear
When the team's getting grumpy
The trick to getting through it
Is singing this song

Person 1: Are they arguing?
Person 2: Yeah. Someone should sing the consensus song to them!

by what do i even call this January 13, 2024

Cry Song

A song that makes someone cry

Person 1: what’s your cry song?
Person 2: i dunno. Probably ‘Thank You and Goodnight’

by Addicted to the Poison⭐️ January 20, 2024

serenity song

a song that calms you just by listening it.
This song softens you and relaxes you in tense moments. Everyone has a different serenity song

“What makes you beautiful” by One Direction is my serenity song! Every time I listen to it, my day is better

by temperatewriter January 30, 2024