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Social Paranoid

A Teen who has been mentally down due to social networking hacking and privacy issues.
Many millenials are facing Social Paranoid due to misuse of photos and impersonification in Facebook and other social networking sites.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015
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social sanction

Sanction refers to either a penalty or a punishment so when you put the word "social" in front of it, it refers to a group or organization that has norms and boundaries and you either get punished from crossing the norms and boundaries, but can also be rewarded for staying and complying with the norm. The reward is also a factor of social sanctioning.
The social sanctioning tolerance for the Nazi Organization is quite high.
by anonymousgoat March 12, 2016
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Social Distancing

Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.
1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.

2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"
by SickDave September 22, 2020
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social abortion

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!
by 6stringWoody August 4, 2020
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Social Jizzdancing

Like a circle jerk, except you stand 6 ft away from each other and the person who jizzes on someone else first wins.
I walked in the basement and saw them all social jizzdancing... Brian lost..
by Brook Dweller July 9, 2020
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social meat

A man-slut; someone who frequently sends dick pics to prospective mates (thus his junk is social meat).
"Ugh, I can't believe Derk posted another pic with that slut on Instagram. Talk about social meat. You whore."

"Omg. Christian just sent me another dick pic. What a social meat!"
by dickpicnick September 2, 2014
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Social Netwank

The act of browsing through photos (usually holiday photos) of friends/colleagues on Facebook in order to find material to masturbate to.
Bill: Did you see Rachel's holiday photos on Facebook?
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.
by TnG October 12, 2015
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