Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

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Toxic Sewer Slide

Toxic Sewer Slide

When, in a group of three, one friend provides and sets up two slip n' slides right next to each other, for extra slide space. The second friend, having downed the entire taco bell menu with a lil bit of chipotle, aims their rear from the top of the slip n' slides, and produces the most disgusting, vile, and downright disturbing, river of pure shit from the depths of their bowels. Now because the first friend is likely trying to hold in their vomit, the third friend will strip, completely... Friend three will get a running start and slide down the slip n' slide and into the nearest pool.

Note : You will need four different things for this,

A. A disgusting friend.
B. A friend with nothing to lose.
C. And a friend with two slip n' slides.
D. A death wish.

Friend One - "I got the Slip N' Slides!"
Friend Two - "I got the food!"
Friend Three - "And I'm going to hell, lets do this shit,"
Friend One - "Why did I agree to the Toxic Sewer Slide..."

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024

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Cha-Cha Slide Challenge

Now, when I say the 'Cha-Cha Slide' challenge, I am NOT referring to when people would record themselves genuinely dancing to iconic song by DJ Casper; although, it DOES use that song. The Cha-Cha Slide challenge would be done while the featured person in the video would be driving a car - while they supposedly left their common sense at home. Whenever the lyrics went, "to the left" or "slide to the left/right" the person driving would literally swerve their car on the damn road. To make matters worse, whenever it went, "criss-cross," people would go fucking ape-shit berserk with the steering wheel. Unsurprisingly, this did lead to a significant number of accidents including rollovers and related reported injuries, but somehow, there are NOT any known deaths as a result of any dumbasses doing this trend.

I can only imagine what the conversation between those who ended up in an accident (while doing the trend) and their insurance companies could've been like. THAT would be fun to watch imo...

Both: *chilling and watching TikTok videos*

Kaden: "... Come on, man, there is no w-..."

(short pause)

"...OHHHH SHITTT..."

Isaac: "Wait, what happened?"

Kaden: "She got into a rollover accident when she and the other 'popular girls' were doing this thing called the

Cha-Cha Slide Challenge."

Isaac: "No shit. Lemme see it..."

(pause)

"...damn, I mean, to be honest, the hell did she think was going to happen?"

by RevengeOfTheSeph June 11, 2023

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