Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is a straight move. It's when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can. And then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when your about to get off you take it out and you blow shit on her back. That's the Rusty part. The Venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.

Boom! Right out of the gate you ask for a Rusty Venture. That is bold my friend, qudos.

by Guild Henchman 2 (VB) November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

When a man jerks off so many times, his penis becomes irratated and red

I didn't have anything to do this weekend and ended up getting a rusty venture

by MasterShake1989 November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

A poo-poo handjob.

This character name first appeared as numerous grotesque sexual acts in the 4th season finale of The Venture Bros. , Episode 16, 'Operation P.R.O.M.

That chick was so weird...she actually asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture!

by Triana Orpheus November 23, 2010

Rusty Venture

A sexual act involving penetrating the anus with some object (such as a penis, a fist, or a turkey baster). When pulling the object out of the anus, fecal matter comes out, and one of the participants eats the fecal matter and any bodily fluids that accompany it.

Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.

He asked the prostitute for a Rusty Venture and she slapped him.

by TeaseAllMen November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.

Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."

by Big China November 24, 2010

Rusty Bell

adjective: Southern California variation of the classic Rusty Trombone. Getting a rimmer while taking on a vigorous reach-around from 3 people, generally performed by rugby players on each other after a big win

Dude, that wasn't a group hug on the field, I think those guys were giving their coach a rusty bell!

by Sewerpickle April 01, 2009

Rusty Mailbox

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a hot mom while on her period.

"Yo Drew, I can't come to lunch because I have to go get new sheets.

Why?

I pulled off the ol' Rusty Mailbox last night, that's why."

by ochocincoochocinco July 11, 2010