rusty packard

Wilson's porn alias

Wilson told House to call him Kyle Calaway ,House thought Wilson's porn name is Rusty Packard

by bbumlinger January 22, 2017

Rusty treat

The act of insertion by any means necessary, a cakey desert by a partner. Then, the partner eats this desert from the asshole with a spoon until satisfied.

Rumored to have originated amongst carnival workers from Massachusetts.

After dinner last night we took home a slice of carrot cake, then she gave me a rusty treat!

by Silent Meat April 11, 2011

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.

Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."

by Big China November 26, 2010

Rusty Mailbox

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a hot mom while on her period.

"Yo Drew, I can't come to lunch because I have to go get new sheets.

Why?

I pulled off the ol' Rusty Mailbox last night, that's why."

by ochocincoochocinco July 11, 2010

rusty whistle

When you stick your dick into a butthole while that person is taking a runny shit, then pull out and make them play the meat whistle!!

Dude my date was a freak, she had me stick her in the chocolate starfish while she was droppin some soup then I made her play the meat whistle! It was a rusty whistle!

by Ass gasket January 5, 2016

Rusty Bell

adjective: Southern California variation of the classic Rusty Trombone. Getting a rimmer while taking on a vigorous reach-around from 3 people, generally performed by rugby players on each other after a big win

Dude, that wasn't a group hug on the field, I think those guys were giving their coach a rusty bell!

by Sewerpickle April 1, 2009

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is a straight move. It's when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can. And then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when your about to get off you take it out and you blow shit on her back. That's the Rusty part. The Venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.

Boom! Right out of the gate you ask for a Rusty Venture. That is bold my friend, qudos.

by Guild Henchman 2 (VB) November 24, 2010