rusty whistle

When you stick your dick into a butthole while that person is taking a runny shit, then pull out and make them play the meat whistle!!

Dude my date was a freak, she had me stick her in the chocolate starfish while she was droppin some soup then I made her play the meat whistle! It was a rusty whistle!

by Ass gasket November 03, 2015

rusty packard

Wilson's porn alias

Wilson told House to call him Kyle Calaway ,House thought Wilson's porn name is Rusty Packard

by bbumlinger January 22, 2017

Rusty slipper

Where a pet (or person) takes a dump in one of your slippers.

Acht, my dogs gave me a rusty slipper this morning!

by big_al71 October 31, 2010

Rusty Grenade

The act of defecating and ejaculating into the the palm of ones hand and tossing it over an object (e.g. a book) into the unsuspecting mouth of the target.

I gave Daniel a rusty grenade today while we were playing magic cards. I won the game.

by Daniel07 October 29, 2011

rusty peacock

sprinkling sugar on ones penis, then having a woman give you a blowjob, before finishing, you pull out, jizz on her face, and stick feathers to her face using the cum as glue

John's girlfriend was craving candy so John decided to give her a rusty peacock because his pet bird had just died.

by soowoop-baller July 03, 2009

Rusty Bell

adjective: Southern California variation of the classic Rusty Trombone. Getting a rimmer while taking on a vigorous reach-around from 3 people, generally performed by rugby players on each other after a big win

Dude, that wasn't a group hug on the field, I think those guys were giving their coach a rusty bell!

by Sewerpickle April 01, 2009

Rusty Mailbox

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a hot mom while on her period.

"Yo Drew, I can't come to lunch because I have to go get new sheets.

Why?

I pulled off the ol' Rusty Mailbox last night, that's why."

by ochocincoochocinco July 11, 2010