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rocket from the crypt

man, i saw this great band last night, it was incredible.

better than rocket from the crypt?

hell no, are you retarded?
by schamash February 21, 2009
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Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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doo doo rocket

when you are having sex, via doggy style, and you quickly pull out of a girls vagina and stick it in her anus. Then you count, 3, 2, 1... blast off and push the girl off of your penis.
I gave her the doo doo rocket and she got pissed and put her clothes back on.
by sharpe's mom November 16, 2004
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Clonduff Rocket Team

Clonduff rocket team is a group of young teenagers from clonduff estate in east belfast and are famously known for having the biggest bonfire and "leading the way". Clonduff Rocket team members are often spotted patrolling the area looking for taigs
by Michael Stevens November 22, 2021
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rocket donkey punch

It's like a donkey punch, but instead of injaculating in her anus after hitting her in the back of the head, you stick your arm in her anus more than 4 times.
Matt: Rocket donkey punch that shit man!

Andrew: What's that?

Matt: Smack her in the back of the head and stick your arm in her ass 4 times!!

Andrew: Ahhh!!
by Matthew X February 22, 2010
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Australian rocket science

Manual labor, especially any kind of digging. So called because Australians are also known as "diggers" and the implication that they are not very smart.
If you do not finish high school, you will end up doing Australian rocket science for a living.
by Tom from the Shore November 10, 2007
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rocketing butt pee

a case of diarrhea so terrible it feels like the shit is rocketing out of your body and you are urinating out of your asshole
My co-worker had a case of rocketing butt pee over the weekend.
by TreDubDizzle August 25, 2009
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