Racing Brilliancy

Instead of racing thoughts, racing brilliant ideas

Try sleeping when you think of a new rhyme every 10 seconds, fricking racing brilliancy.

by brycearoni8899 May 22, 2025

Ratigan

The world's greatest criminal mind.
... and the world's greatest criminal rat.

Dawson: I say, do you know him?
Basil: Know him? That bat, one Fidget by name, is in the employ of the fiend who was the very target of my experiment! The horror of my every waking moment. The nefarious Professor Ratigan!
Dawson: Uh…Ratigan?
Basil: He’s a genius, Dawson. A genius… twisted for evil. The Napoleon of crime!
Dawson: As bad as all that, eh?

by peepzoz November 4, 2025

Raking

Procurement of items, not originally belonging to an individual, from a retail store through appropriation.

Going into a retail store, honey badger style, not giving a f***, and taking as much as you can.

Whoa, did you see that? That dude, was just raking that store for all they got.
Man, he totally raked them.
C'mon, let's go rake these fools.
Wow. I just raked that place beyond belief.

by HBomb November 30, 2025

raping yourself

The act of sadly dry beating it until you are barely even a half chub and just give up because it wont even get hard. different from gooning.

Im raping myself right now

Are you raping yourself?
My god bro im gonna rape myself

by iverapedmyself January 9, 2026

Side Raping

when you put your legs around someone and thrust repeatedly. they are facing front and you are facing them- thus, side raping.

jess is totally side raping me right now.

by annanicole__ December 16, 2008

hamburger racing stripes

The full-body lines of road rash resulting from a high-speed motorcycle crash.

She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!

by Iraq-Irate July 23, 2009

Line Racing

When people in the same shopping group all stand in different check-out lines and see who gets to the cashier first. The others then change lines so they can pay for their items with that person.

Because all of the lines were so long, my mom and I tried to save time by line racing

by Tykam993 September 12, 2009