TD: My chick wanted me to make her breakfast in bed.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice
When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice
When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.
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by asvpheav January 27, 2017
Get the queef mug.Once upon a time there was a volcano. This volcano was actually a vagina with massive pussy lips. These lips began to vibrate as something deep inside tried to escape. A thrust of air flatulated through the volcano till the lips could hold it in no more. When the air released the lips flapped around like a fish out of water. Basically a queef is just a vaginal fart. But visualize with me a volcano that is a pussy and is spitting out some fumes before the lava flows. Thats basically a queef.
Dammmmnnnn Steve was all over Tammy's pussy lips when she queefed in his face, I wish a woman would queef on me.
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Tina's pussy was really stinky.
So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".
One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.
After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.
As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.
Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.
"It's a douche", she said.
She then asked me if she should use it.
I said "Yah, clean that shit out."
She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.
A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."
Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.
What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.
So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".
One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.
After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.
As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.
Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.
"It's a douche", she said.
She then asked me if she should use it.
I said "Yah, clean that shit out."
She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.
A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."
Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.
What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.
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