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Cussing Police

Someone who gets pissed or annoyed when you cuss near them.
They'll likely tell you to stop cussing, because 90% of the time they're just a sensitive snowflake.
Guy A: This burger is SO damn good. I can't fucking believe it.
Guy B (Cussing Police): Don't say that! Cussing is offensive!
Guy A: Shut up dude, am I not allowed to say a cuss word anymore? Sounds like someone called the cussing police!
by spacebarfan45 February 28, 2026
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fish police

A term present in the online fishkeeping community to define commenters that call out the shortcomings of the original poster’s fish husbandry.

In most instances, the critiques brought forward by the “fish police” are correct. However, the negative connotation likely stems from the fact that most of these commenters are likely teenagers whose method of delivery can be seen as unnecessarily aggressive. Factoring in ageist attitudes, nobody likes to be lectured about anything from an account that is obviously being run by a minor.
I posted my betta in an unfiltered fish bowl and I got dragged by the fish police
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Pasta Police

The people who will catch you if you break italian food laws.
He snapped the spaghetti before going in the bowl of boiling water! The pasta police will get you!
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Spacer Police

Spacer Police is a group of keyboard warriors, most of which are living in their mom's basement, that have a very false believe with absolutely no known proof that mortar racks with spacers are much safer than mortar racks without spacers.
Most of this small group of misinformed individuals love to blab their mouths on social media hiding behind a keyboard while spewing misinformation based on absolutely zero proof of their claims. They are clearly jealous of someone's success and since their opinion is more important than anyone else's, therefore it must be truth rather than opinion. If you try to disagree with them and even provide proof that with or without spacers, there is massive inherent danger with mortar shells, and distance is the only safe barrier, you immediately become subject to name calling defamation and slander across all the pyro social media pages and platforms.
Moral of the story don't be a part of the Spacer Police. It's ok to have your opinion, but don't be giant douche bag because someone doesn't agree with you or is more successful than you.
All mortar racks should have spacers; they are much safer and will hold together in the event of a cato. Racks without spacers are dangerous and will blow apart, says everyone that is badge holding member of the Spacer Police.
by pyroguru July 13, 2025
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Zest Police

Police people who have the authority to question and arrest people who are overly zesty in inappropriate situations.
"Hey, I did nothing wrong! What are you? The ZEST POLICE?!"
by Murlor July 23, 2025
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Pussy Podium

When a woman explains something to a man in a condescending, patronizing, or overly confident manner, particularly when the man already understands it, this behavior is basically the female version of mansplaining
“I’ve been fixing cars for 10 years, but she still got on the pussy podium to explain how an engine works.”

“It wasn’t a discussion, it was a full-on pussy podium moment.”
by J.Veden August 17, 2025
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Haram Police

"Haram police" is a term used to identify those Muslim's who think they criticize and put down other Muslims, either in real life or online.

(haram is a term used to describe something forbidden in islam)
*Girl in video is showing her neck while wearing hijab*
Haram police: Astagfirullah (seek forgivness in god), this girl is showing her neck while wearing hijab. Haram!
by sssss19 September 9, 2025
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