eyes are open

The precursor of being fully "woke". Willing to self educate as to comply with social etiquette.

My dad is in his fifty's! So no he is not woke but at least his eyes are open.

by Original igloo August 20, 2020

Tanner Opening

When you attack with only your king in chess and win

I beat this guy in chess with the tanner opening

by Tannerbarb771 March 19, 2021

bra-opener

Certain talent, characteristic or even an object that a person has (ex. playing guitar, having beautiful eyes, riding an impressive car, etc.) that may be found very attractive by a female, making it easier for him/her to approach her.

John's friend is so sweet! And he also plays guitar, and you know that for me that's a bra-opener!!

by Herr Damianos September 29, 2014

open net

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.

My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.

by FunGal_in_SoCal July 15, 2011

opening dragon

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)

"Did you hear about Carlos doing the opening dragon?"

by openingdragon July 9, 2023

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

Openness

Jesus Emma! And furthermore, women tend to be higher in trait openness which leads them to scue more liberal. You don't know anything about psychology and you're trying to tinker with the mind of an AI creating genius.

Iam "What is strength to a solipsist? Strength (to a solipsistic) is the ability to dispense with language entirely and act with blatant disregard for the will of others. Real strength (on the otherhand) is the ability to lift other up. I'm doing that and you're diffusing the credit into the ether. I have to use the word 'openness' now and I know you were probably expecting Hym but it's not Hym this time... Well... It is and it isn't."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2025