A face race is a contest between two or more females that consists of each female sitting on another person's face one at a time. Each female grinds and mashes their honey pot goodnees all over the face of the third person until they reach orgasm. Usually the face of the person is glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut.
The event is timed and the female with the shortest time to orgasm wins.
The event is timed and the female with the shortest time to orgasm wins.
'Did you hear what happened at the family reunion last night?'
'No, I didn't'
'Grandma and Aunt Ginger got so drunk, they forced Dad down on the ground and held a Face Race.'
'No, I didn't'
'Grandma and Aunt Ginger got so drunk, they forced Dad down on the ground and held a Face Race.'
by El_bronco August 19, 2012
Get the Face Racemug. by Jeffum February 23, 2009
Get the Trading facesmug. It's what you say to your friend when hes fucked up off drugs or alcoholic beverages or if he taps out from a session
by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009
Get the Face The Waste!!mug. by Turtlle May 6, 2010
Get the Brick to the facemug. A much played game which never ends. The player must attempt to stroke the face of an "emma" that he/she may know, with characteristically moist hands. This is no doubt a uncomfortable, but pleasurable experience for both participants.
by Carabiner1 October 24, 2010
Get the Emma-Facemug. by ihatepeterkane February 27, 2005
Get the klar facemug. An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska that is spreading to other schools in the area!
by Marie Johnston April 1, 2008
Get the Sugar facedmug.